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1.

teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
Johnny: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"

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74joke rating: 6.34 (469/74)

2.

Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans.
One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven.
Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost.
A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?".
"Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya.
First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!".
"Thank God!" Joe shouts...
"What is the bad news?!".
"You're pitching tomorrow."

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49joke rating: 4.98 (244/49)

3.

Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!

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60joke rating: 4.9 (294/60)

4.

Husband: everytime I hit you, you never fight back. how do you manage your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet seat.............
Husband: How does it help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush!!!!

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12joke rating: 4.83 (58/12)

5.

Q: Why was the math textbook so sad?
A: He had a lot of problems!

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10joke rating: 4 (40/10)

6.

A woman and baby are in the doctors surgery, the doc is concerned about the baby's weight.
"Is he bottle fed or breast fed ?"
The woman replies, "Breast fed."
The doc gets her to strip down to her waist so he can examine her breasts. He pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both breasts for a while ... "No wonder the baby is underweight, you have no milk."
Woman replies, "I know, I'm his granny ... but I'm glad I came!"

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8joke rating: 4 (32/8)

7.

Big inspection on a build site/yard.
The boss tells the workers : what ever happens just act as usual.
The inspection committee were inspecting when a wall just collapses.
-(Worker looking at his watch) : 10:15, just on time

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1joke rating: 4 (4/1)

8.

Yo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl.

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49joke rating: 3.92 (192/49)

9.

A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldn't understand though why they were beating each other up for 25 cents.
Suprised, the boyfriend asked, what do you mean?
The blonde girlfriend replied, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"

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12joke rating: 3.92 (47/12)

10.

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leaned towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"
So the Pope slapped her.

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8joke rating: 3.88 (31/8)

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