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1.

teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
Johnny: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"

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88joke rating: 5.58 (491/88)

2.

Q: Why was the math textbook so sad?
A: He had a lot of problems!

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12joke rating: 4.58 (55/12)

3.

Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!

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68joke rating: 4.5 (306/68)

4.

Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans.
One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven.
Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost.
A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?".
"Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya.
First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!".
"Thank God!" Joe shouts...
"What is the bad news?!".
"You're pitching tomorrow."

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57joke rating: 4.37 (249/57)

5.

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

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8joke rating: 4.13 (33/8)

6.

Husband: everytime I hit you, you never fight back. how do you manage your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet seat.............
Husband: How does it help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush!!!!

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19joke rating: 3.79 (72/19)

7.

A cop pulls a guy over:

- Sir, why were you speeding?
- Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I became really drunk.

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20joke rating: 3.75 (75/20)

8.

A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldn't understand though why they were beating each other up for 25 cents.
Suprised, the boyfriend asked, what do you mean?
The blonde girlfriend replied, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"

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15joke rating: 3.73 (56/15)

9.

A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says She is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked in the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

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11joke rating: 3.64 (40/11)

10.

Yo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl.

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54joke rating: 3.63 (196/54)

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