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21.

What do u do when a blond girl throws a grenade at u???

U pull the pin out and throw it back!!!

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10joke rating: 1.5 (15/10)

22.

There is this blonde going to Disney World.
She sees a sign that says, "Disney World left".
She turns around and goes home.

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8joke rating: 1.5 (12/8)

23.

Two blonde women are talking..

- you know, yesterday, I cheated on my husband
- did you do it for money or for love?
- for love of course, 'cause you know $300 is not really money anymore...

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8joke rating: 1.5 (12/8)

24.

How do you get a 1 armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave.

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9joke rating: 1.33 (12/9)

25.

Q: What do u call a blonde with one brain cell?
A: Intelligent.

Q: What do u call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

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14joke rating: 1.29 (18/14)

26.

Why did the blonde give her computer cough medicine?

It had a virus.

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9joke rating: 1.22 (11/9)

27.

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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6joke rating: 1.17 (7/6)

28.

There was in the bar a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world," and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world," and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blonde walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said, "I think..." and it sucked her in.

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8joke rating: 1.13 (9/8)

29.

A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.
For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.
When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool and carefully laid out her tools.
Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"
Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole.
Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"
Amazed, the blonde was not quite sure what to do as this certainly was not covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly--tools in the right place, chair positioned just so. Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again.
"There are no fish under the ice!!"
Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked, "Is that You, Lord?"
The voice boomed back, "NO THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK!"

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8joke rating: 1.13 (9/8)

30.

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?

So she could draw blood.

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9joke rating: 1.11 (10/9)

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