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31.

A black man is talking to a blond white woman.
"If we ever have kids, what will they look like?"

The blond white women says, "They will be zebras."

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11joke rating: 1.09 (12/11)

32.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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12joke rating: 1.08 (13/12)

33.

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.
When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:
"Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."
At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: "Will it take ME?"

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7joke rating: 1 (7/7)

34.

A blonde phones up the fire brigade and says that her house is on fire.
Fireman asks, "How do we get there ?"
She replies, "HELLO ... IN THE BIG RED LORRY !"

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6joke rating: 1 (6/6)

35.

Q: Smart blonde and santa jump off a bridge, who made the bigger splash?
A: Neither, they are unreal.

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10joke rating: 0.8 (8/10)

36.

Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour.
Hey, asked the brunette at the wheel, see any cops following us?
The blonde turned around for a long look. As a matter of fact, I do.
Oh, NOOOO! yelled the brunette. Are his flashers on?
The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."

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8joke rating: 0.75 (6/8)

37.

I'm a blonde and I'm pretty smart, I know because people keep on telling me, especially the pretty girl on the bathroom wall .

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16joke rating: 0.25 (4/16)

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