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1.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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7joke rating: 1.71 (12/7)

2.

When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.

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6joke rating: 1.67 (10/6)

3.

DID YOU KNOW........

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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11joke rating: 1.64 (18/11)

4.

You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.

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10joke rating: 1.5 (15/10)

5.

There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norri's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control

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10joke rating: 1.4 (14/10)

6.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

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11joke rating: 1.36 (15/11)

7.

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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7joke rating: 1.29 (9/7)

8.

Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.

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5joke rating: 1.2 (6/5)

9.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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5joke rating: 1.2 (6/5)

10.

Chuck Norris: Who the hell is he?

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5joke rating: 1.2 (6/5)

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