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1.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the s**t out of it.

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9joke rating: 3.33 (30/9)

2.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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4joke rating: 2.5 (10/4)

3.

You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.

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6joke rating: 2.17 (13/6)

4.

When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.

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4joke rating: 2 (8/4)

5.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

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3joke rating: 2 (6/3)

6.

DID YOU KNOW........

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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8joke rating: 1.88 (15/8)

7.

There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norri's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control

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6joke rating: 1.83 (11/6)

8.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

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6joke rating: 1.67 (10/6)

9.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

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8joke rating: 1.63 (13/8)

10.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

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8joke rating: 1.5 (12/8)

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