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DID YOU KNOW........
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norri's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to Red Cross.
Just newer his own.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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America once tried to make a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from nobody.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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