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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.7 1
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.7 1
DID YOU KNOW........
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to Red Cross.
Just newer his own.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.5 1
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.4 1
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.4 1
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norri's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control7 2
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.3 1
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.3 1
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