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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.2 1
Chuck Norris: Who the hell is he?2 1
The quickest way to a mans heart is with Chuck Norris' fist!2 1
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.2 1
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.2 1
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Chuck Norris makes onions CRY!!!3 2
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.3 2
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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