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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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8joke rating: 1.13 (9/8)

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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9joke rating: 1.11 (10/9)

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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

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9joke rating: 1 (9/9)

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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.

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7joke rating: 1 (7/7)

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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

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6joke rating: 1 (6/6)

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America once tried to make a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from nobody.

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9joke rating: 0.89 (8/9)

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Chuck Norris gives Fred Kruger nightmares.

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8joke rating: 0.88 (7/8)

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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.

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8joke rating: 0.88 (7/8)

19.

Chuck Norris: Who the hell is he?

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7joke rating: 0.86 (6/7)

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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7joke rating: 0.86 (6/7)

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