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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.

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6joke rating: 0.83 (5/6)

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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10joke rating: 0.8 (8/10)

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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.

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8joke rating: 0.75 (6/8)

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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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8joke rating: 0.75 (6/8)

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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Schwarzenegger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is.
Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man."
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man."
Chuck Norris said, "Get the out of my chair."

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8joke rating: 0.75 (6/8)

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Chuck Norris makes onions CRY!!!

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11joke rating: 0.73 (8/11)

27.

Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.

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7joke rating: 0.71 (5/7)

28.

Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco.....

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7joke rating: 0.71 (5/7)

29.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

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10joke rating: 0.7 (7/10)

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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9joke rating: 0.67 (6/9)

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