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Chuck Norris gives Fred Kruger nightmares.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Schwarzenegger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is.
Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man."
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man."
Chuck Norris said, "Get the out of my chair."
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Dinesors once looked at Chuck Norris the worng way, ONCE.
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Chuck Norris email address is Yahoo@chucknorris.com.
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Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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