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31.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

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23joke rating: 0.61 (14/23)

32.

Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.

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10joke rating: 0.6 (6/10)

33.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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7joke rating: 0.57 (4/7)

34.

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to music, music listens to him.

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7joke rating: 0.57 (4/7)

35.

Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.

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7joke rating: 0.57 (4/7)

36.

When Truman decided to bomb Hiroshima for World War II it was because it was more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.

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7joke rating: 0.57 (4/7)

37.

Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.

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9joke rating: 0.56 (5/9)

38.

People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.

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11joke rating: 0.55 (6/11)

39.

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

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11joke rating: 0.55 (6/11)

40.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to Red Cross.
Just newer his own.

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15joke rating: 0.47 (7/15)

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