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41.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.

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10joke rating: 0.5 (5/10)

42.

Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!

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10joke rating: 0.5 (5/10)

43.

People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.

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11joke rating: 0.45 (5/11)

44.

Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.

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10joke rating: 0.4 (4/10)

45.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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15joke rating: 0.27 (4/15)

46.

God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.

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12joke rating: 0.33 (4/12)

47.

God said, "Let there be light."
Chuck Norris said, "Say please."

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10joke rating: 0.4 (4/10)

48.

Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.

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8joke rating: 0.5 (4/8)

49.

Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.

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14joke rating: 0.21 (3/14)

50.

Chuck Norris email address is Yahoo@chucknorris.com.

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9joke rating: 0.33 (3/9)

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