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51.

Chuck Norris taught Micheal Jackson to moonwalk.

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14joke rating: 0.21 (3/14)

52.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

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7joke rating: 0.43 (3/7)

53.

Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.

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10joke rating: 0.3 (3/10)

54.

Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.

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12joke rating: 0.25 (3/12)

55.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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8joke rating: 0.38 (3/8)

56.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".

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13joke rating: 0.23 (3/13)

57.

Chuck Norris has been on Mars, that's why there is no life there.

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8joke rating: 0.38 (3/8)

58.

Dinesors once looked at Chuck Norris the worng way, ONCE.

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10joke rating: 0.2 (2/10)

59.

In school they probably told you Newton had 3 laws of motion. Turns out there are 4.
Newton's first three and Chuck Norris.

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9joke rating: 0.22 (2/9)

60.

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.

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12joke rating: 0.17 (2/12)

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