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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.1 2
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.1 3
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!1 3
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.1 2
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.1 3
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.1 2
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.1 2
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.1 2
When Truman decided to bomb Hiroshima for World War II it was because it was more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.1 3
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