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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris........ After 5 days of extreme pain........ the snake died.1 2
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.1 2
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.1 3
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.1 3
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