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My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.10 1
Q: What happens to the man who lost his whole left side of his body?
A: He is all right now.
Marriage is a three ring circus
... engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering ...
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT ... it makes you LEAN ... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people !4 1
Q: Why are women like parking spaces ?
A: Because all the best ones are taken....and the rest are handicapped.
Q: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
A: The Zebra. It is the only animal that is still black and white.
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: Should I have another baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
When is a door sweet and tasty??
When its jammed!!!
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