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Q: Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

A: Because all the fans have left.

36   
10joke rating: 3.6 (36/10)

2.

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!

50   
15joke rating: 3.33 (50/15)

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Q: What happens to the man who lost his whole left side of his body?
A: He is all right now.

77   
25joke rating: 3.08 (77/25)

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Q: What did the bee say to the flower?

A: Hi, honey.

37   
13joke rating: 2.85 (37/13)

5.

Alcohol doesn't make you FAT ... it makes you LEAN ... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people !

28   
10joke rating: 2.8 (28/10)

6.

Marriage is a three ring circus
... engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering ...

33   
12joke rating: 2.75 (33/12)

7.

Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

54   
20joke rating: 2.7 (54/20)

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An ideal man doesn't drink, doesn't snore, doesn't watch football, doesn't argue and DOESN'T EXIST.

29   
11joke rating: 2.64 (29/11)

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Q: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm the school bell.
A: Take These tablets and if they don't work give me a ring in the morning.

13   
5joke rating: 2.6 (13/5)

10.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

18   
7joke rating: 2.57 (18/7)

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