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Q: What's the richest kind of air?

A: Billionaire.

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6joke rating: 2.33 (14/6)

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Q: What do two oceans do when they meet?
A: Nothing! Just wave

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7joke rating: 2.29 (16/7)

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Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?

A: Hot. Everyone can catch cold.

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8joke rating: 2.25 (18/8)

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Q: Why are women like parking spaces ?

A: Because all the best ones are taken....and the rest are handicapped.

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15joke rating: 2.2 (33/15)

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Q; What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

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11joke rating: 1.91 (21/11)

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Q: If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till i hit the ground?
A: The rest of your life...

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7joke rating: 1.71 (12/7)

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Q: What is the best type of ship?
A: FRIENDSHIP!

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11joke rating: 1.64 (18/11)

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Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds.

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13joke rating: 1.46 (19/13)

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Q: Whats long, hard, and full of seman?

A: A submarine.

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9joke rating: 1.44 (13/9)

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If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.

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11joke rating: 1.36 (15/11)

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