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Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?

A: Hot. Everyone can catch cold.

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Q: Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

A: Because all the fans have left.

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Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids leave home.

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Q; What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

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Q: What's the richest kind of air?

A: Billionaire.

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Q: How can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with, "A man once told me."

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I've never smoked marijuana in my life, because I get really sleepy afterward...

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Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a Lamborghini?
A: I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q:How can you get four suits for a dollar?

A:Buy a deck of cards.

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