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Q: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
A: The Zebra. It is the only animal that is still black and white.

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12joke rating: 1.33 (16/12)

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Q: Why did the Skeleton go to the movies by himself?
A: He had no body to go with him.

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12joke rating: 1.33 (16/12)

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What do you call a old snowman?

Water.

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10joke rating: 1.3 (13/10)

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My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.

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15joke rating: 1.27 (19/15)

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Q: What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?

A: Not enough sand.

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10joke rating: 1.2 (12/10)

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There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!

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7joke rating: 1.14 (8/7)

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Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

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10joke rating: 1.1 (11/10)

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Q: Why is it hard to play the card game "Uno" with a group of Mexicans?

A: Because they all take the green cards.

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15joke rating: 1.07 (16/15)

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I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ...
20 years old and mixed up with coke!

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10joke rating: 1 (10/10)

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any..

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8joke rating: 1 (8/8)

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