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31.

Q: How can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with, "A man once told me."

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15joke rating: 0.93 (14/15)

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A woman wants everything from one man.
A man wants one thing from all women.

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15joke rating: 0.93 (14/15)

33.

Q: What did Zero say to Eight?

A: Nice belt!

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12joke rating: 0.92 (11/12)

34.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

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8joke rating: 0.88 (7/8)

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Q. What's the difference between an aerobics instructor and a well mannered professional torturer?
A. The torturer would apologize first.

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8joke rating: 0.88 (7/8)

36.

Q: What is a mexican's favorite sport?
A: Cross country.

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20joke rating: 0.85 (17/20)

37.

Q:What do American beer and making love in a canoe have in common?

A: It's fu*king close to water!

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13joke rating: 0.85 (11/13)

38.

Q. Why did the golfer wear tho pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one.

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12joke rating: 0.83 (10/12)

39.

Q: What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
A: By the neck...

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12joke rating: 0.83 (10/12)

40.

Q: Should I have another baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

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11joke rating: 0.82 (9/11)

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