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Q:How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A:Buy a deck of cards.
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.2 2
Q: What is the best organized thing in our world?
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: What do two oceans do when they meet?
A: Nothing! Just wave
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
Q: What is a mexican's favorite sport?
A: Cross country.
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen?
Q: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm the school bell.
A: Take These tablets and if they don't work give me a ring in the morning.
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?
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