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41.

Q: What is a baby's motto
A: If at first you don't succeed cry cry again!

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9joke rating: 0.78 (7/9)

42.

Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

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8joke rating: 0.75 (6/8)

43.

When is a door sweet and tasty??

When its jammed!!!

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14joke rating: 0.71 (10/14)

44.

Q: What do pilots eat?
A: Plane biscuits.

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10joke rating: 0.7 (7/10)

45.

Two fish in a tank - one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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13joke rating: 0.69 (9/13)

46.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
A: So that they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!

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19joke rating: 0.68 (13/19)

47.

Q: What is the best organized thing in our world?
A: Crime.

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11joke rating: 0.64 (7/11)

48.

Q:What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?

A:The used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying.

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10joke rating: 0.6 (6/10)

49.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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10joke rating: 0.6 (6/10)

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Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

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10joke rating: 0.6 (6/10)

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