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Q: Whats long, hard, and full of seman?
A: A submarine.
My uncle is with the FBI. They caught him in Cleveland.1 1
When is a door sweet and tasty??
When its jammed!!!
Q: What's the richest kind of air?
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?
Q: What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
A: By the neck...
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.2 3
Q:What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?
A:The used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying.
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
A woman wants everything from one man.
A man wants one thing from all women.
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