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Q: What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
A: By the neck...
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!1 1
Q:What do American beer and making love in a canoe have in common?
A: It's fu*king close to water!
Whats brown, made of concrete, and shits in the woods ?
A bear, just added the concrete to make it sound interesting ...
What do you call a old snowman?
Two fish in a tank - one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"1 1
Q: What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A Happy Pit Bull.
Q: Whats long, hard, and full of seman?
A: A submarine.
Q. What's the difference between an aerobics instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
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