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Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A Happy Pit Bull.
Q: Whats long, hard, and full of seman?
A: A submarine.
Q. What's the difference between an aerobics instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
My uncle is with the FBI. They caught him in Cleveland.1 1
Q: What did Zero say to Eight?
A: Nice belt!
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.2 3
Q: What has a hundred balls and f*cks old women?
Q:Where do wild pigs go on weekends?
Q: What is the best type of ship?
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