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The Internet:
Where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI ...

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12joke rating: 0.58 (7/12)

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Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids leave home.

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12joke rating: 0.58 (7/12)

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I've never smoked marijuana in my life, because I get really sleepy afterward...

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19joke rating: 0.58 (11/19)

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Q:How can you get four suits for a dollar?

A:Buy a deck of cards.

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14joke rating: 0.57 (8/14)

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a Lamborghini?
A: I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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15joke rating: 0.53 (8/15)

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Q: Why did the woman cross the road?

A: I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?

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23joke rating: 0.43 (10/23)

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Q: What's six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild?
A: A fifty pound note!

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17joke rating: 0.47 (8/17)

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Q:Where do wild pigs go on weekends?
A: Pignics.

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14joke rating: 0.5 (7/14)

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"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."

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15joke rating: 0.4 (6/15)

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Q: Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?
A:Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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53joke rating: 0.09 (5/53)

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