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Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any..1 2
Q: What is the biggest mouse in the world?
Q: Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?
A:Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
Q:What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?
A:The used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying.
Q: What's six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild?
A: A fifty pound note!
"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
Where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI ...
Doctor Doctor I feel like a sheep, baaaa.1 2
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