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Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?
George replied: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

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9joke rating: 1.22 (11/9)

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A female school teacher comes up to a parent at a parent meeting and says, "You know, your son called me a pr*stitute!"
Dad calls up his son and says: "So this teacher teaches you, helps you, wants you to get good grades and for all that you call her a pr*stitute??
What do you care about what she does after work?"

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6joke rating: 1.17 (7/6)

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A student went to class late, so the teacher asked him, "Why are you late?"
He told her, "I was dreaming of a Manchester United football match."
But that did not make any sense for the teacher so she ask, "Still why are you late?"
He answered, "Because there was extra time."

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10joke rating: 1.1 (11/10)

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A student is sitting at astronomy lecture in college, when the professor mentions.
"In about 15 billion years, the sun will burn out and all life on earth will cease to exist."
"Excuse me, professor, did you say 5 billion years or 15 billion?"
"15 billion."
"Whew, thanks, because I was really getting worried."

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8joke rating: 1 (8/8)

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Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.

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9joke rating: 0.89 (8/9)

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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "But I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

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73joke rating: 0.81 (59/73)

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