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1.

Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans.
One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven.
Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost.
A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?".
"Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya.
First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!".
"Thank God!" Joe shouts...
"What is the bad news?!".
"You're pitching tomorrow."

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48joke rating: 5.08 (244/48)

2.

Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club.
He stated that, "He couldn't have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get f..ked every week !"

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6joke rating: 1.33 (8/6)

3.

Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!

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6joke rating: 1.33 (8/6)

4.

Paddy asks Murphy, "Why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?"
Murphy replies, "If they fell forwards they'd still be on the f*cking boat!"

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11joke rating: 1.09 (12/11)

5.

I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my PlayStation.

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10joke rating: 0.8 (8/10)

6.

Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad, that he couldn't find his ball once he'd hit it.
He consulted with his wife, and she recommended that Joe bring along her uncle Ted.
Joe said, "But Ted is 80 years old and half senile!"
His wife replied, "Yes, but his eyesight is incredible."
Joe finally agreed and took Ted along. He teed off and could feel that he had hit it solidly.
He asked Ted, "Do you see it?"
Ted nodded his head and said, "Boy, that was a beautiful shot!""
Joe excitedly asked, "Well, where did it land?!"
Ted said, "Hmmm. I forget."

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4joke rating: 0.75 (3/4)

7.

Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing.
Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing in the rain!"

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14joke rating: 0.29 (4/14)

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