11.

A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.
"I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," says the wife ... 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand !
Husband says, "Sorry love, my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me ..."
So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92!

12.

Jenna, Jessica and Ariana die. They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud".
The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy. Jessica and Ariana ask, "What happen?".Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy. Jenna and Ariana ask, "What happen?". Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
The following day Ariana goes out and comes back with a HOT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall. Jenna and Jessica ask, "What happen?"
The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".

13.

A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store.
The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, she was incredibly ticked now.
The next day see saw the same parrot and the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird.
The store manager said, "That's not good." and promised he wouldn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said, "Yes?" and the bird said, "You know."

14.

This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made and when the dishes are washed."
One of the guys at the table said, "How long have you been married?"
The man says, "Oh I'm not married I'm single!"