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31.

Q. An ethical lawyer, an honest politician, and a merciful aerobics instructor all fall out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first?

A. It doesn't matter - none of them exist.

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6joke rating: 0.83 (5/6)

32.

Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!"
Do you have the airfield in sight?"
Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."

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10joke rating: 0.8 (8/10)

33.

To help someone before they commit a crime means you are their accomplice.
To help someone after they commit a crime means you are their attorney.

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8joke rating: 0.75 (6/8)

34.

Doctor, Doctor can you please help me out?

Yes, over there, the same way that you came in!

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7joke rating: 0.71 (5/7)

35.

A plumber went to the attorneys house to unstop the sink.
When he finished he said to the attorney, "That will be $400.00."
The attorney became irate, "What do you mean $400.00, you were only here 20 minutes, that's ridiculous!!"
The plumber replied, "I thought the same thing when I was an attorney."

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9joke rating: 0.67 (6/9)

36.

Someone asked a detective, "Why are you under a bed sheet?"
The detective replied, "I'm Undercover."

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8joke rating: 0.63 (5/8)

37.

Air traffic controller:
"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."
Airline pilot: "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
Air Traffic controller: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 737?"

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10joke rating: 0.6 (6/10)

38.

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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7joke rating: 0.57 (4/7)

39.

Sherlock Holmes:
- Say, Dr. Watson... are you gay?
- Wha... How did you know?!
- I'm just asking.

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13joke rating: 0.31 (4/13)

40.

MALE PROGRAMMER PICKING UP FEMALE PROGRAMMER

Male: I have a bit of data you would be interested in.
Female: Would it be a suitable application for what I'm needing?
Male: We can only but install it to find out!
Female: How do I know if its virus free?
Male: I have the leading market protection!
Female: You do realize, if it fails it could change my parameters!
Male: Don't worry its compatible!

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9joke rating: 0.44 (4/9)

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