Yo mama jokes

1.

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already WORLD WIDE!

2.

Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.

3.

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

4.

You mama is so fat when she when on the weighing scale it said, "One at a time please."

5.

Yo Mamma's so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside, and ran out with a bowl.

6.

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

7.

Yo momma is so ugly when she tried to get into the ugly competition the judge's said, "Sorry,no professional's"

8.

Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

9.

Yo mamma so stupid she stared at a orange juice carton just because it said concentrate.

10.

Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back.