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1.

Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!

311   
80joke rating: 3.89 (311/80)

2.

Yo Mamma's so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside, and ran out with a bowl.

83   
23joke rating: 3.61 (83/23)

3.

Yo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl.

200   
56joke rating: 3.57 (200/56)

4.

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

67   
20joke rating: 3.35 (67/20)

5.

Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.

99   
31joke rating: 3.19 (99/31)

6.

Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back.

58   
24joke rating: 2.42 (58/24)

7.

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued.

29   
13joke rating: 2.23 (29/13)

8.

Yo mamma so stupid she stared at a orange juice carton just because it said concentrate.

26   
13joke rating: 2 (26/13)

9.

Yo momma's so poor she cant even pay attention.

28   
18joke rating: 1.56 (28/18)

10.

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

22   
21joke rating: 1.05 (22/21)

11.

You mama is so fat when she when on the weighing scale it said, "One at a time please."

37   
48joke rating: 0.77 (37/48)

12.

Your mama is so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

12   
16joke rating: 0.75 (12/16)

13.

Yo moma so stupid, she thought taco bell was a phone company.

11   
15joke rating: 0.73 (11/15)

14.

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already WORLD WIDE!

38   
58joke rating: 0.66 (38/58)

15.

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone.

8   
13joke rating: 0.62 (8/13)

16.

Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

30   
49joke rating: 0.61 (30/49)

17.

YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BLOW JOB.

8   
14joke rating: 0.57 (8/14)

18.

Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

6   
11joke rating: 0.55 (6/11)

19.

Yo momma is so ugly when she tried to get into the ugly competition the judge's said, "Sorry,no professional's"

20   
139joke rating: 0.14 (20/139)

20.

Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!

11   
48joke rating: 0.23 (11/48)

21.

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

10   
21joke rating: 0.48 (10/21)

22.

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

6   
12joke rating: 0.5 (6/12)

23.

Yo momma is so poor that when I saw her last week walking down the street kicking a can, so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Movin."

6   
15joke rating: 0.4 (6/15)

24.

Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince

6   
15joke rating: 0.4 (6/15)

25.

Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

5   
18joke rating: 0.28 (5/18)

26.

Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!

5   
20joke rating: 0.25 (5/20)

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